Create a Crisp

Just about to make myself a tomato and roast garlic.

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/create-a-crisp/893272-618501-618502

Bang in all of the flavour sachets together, coward.

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make sure you stop shaking after 20 seconds

cheese and vinegar

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They get round this by giving you very few crisps in a packet.

Salt and onion

Yeast Extract and Acid for me Clive

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This review is making me sad

Brilliant idea

Wow, I bought these crisps for my Grandchildren to be different, and they certainly are, what a brilliant idea, I think they voted me grandpa of the week when they tried them.

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The maternal side one has been dominating far too long.

your time as grandpa of the week will come

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Gin n Tonic flavour, just to take the edge off

For your interest the flavours are:

Sizzling prawn
Tomato
Roast Garlic
Onion
Lime
Black Pepper
Chicken
Steak
Cheese
Thai Chilli

Ready Onioned

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C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE?

Steak, prawn and lime - Surf and turf

that growing sense of utter tedium and slight dread as you scoff through another packet of shite to fill your fat fucking face

maybe with paprika

Good point Bluts, where the fuck is the paprika?

Sizzling Prawn
Onion
Cheese Thai Chilli

Doors at 7pm, £6 etc.

I’m from Europe! You don’t grow as strong, intelligent and handsome as me without consuming paprika crisps as a toddler.

paprika is a nothing flavour and will never matter.

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