Bond is now careering towards the realms of ‘Christ no’ somehow even more than before, with Boyle at the helm.
In light of that, if you were to reboot Bond, how would you go about it? Obviously Idris Elba playing every single character a la Eddie Murphy is the only true answer that the press will accept, but how about
Bond: Hugh Laurie
Moneypenny: In fact Mr Moneypenny, played by Tom Hiddleston
Q: Carol Vorderman, always drunk
M: Monty Don with dogs
Main Villain: Joanna Lumley, orchestrating James Bond’s downfall from an iron lung
Core Henchman: A henched-out Dane Bowers
Heroine: A disinterested Gillian Anderson.
Femme fatale who turns out to be evil: Katherine Ryan
Someone fucking fund me