Early lyrics to Cloudbusting needed more work etc.
And those ridiculous first few overs of the England inniings.
with Gorkys unconscious on the bar-room tile
I decided it was takeaway night after the NZ innings. Nine tinnies down so far. Two in the superover.
Joe root’s bold attempt at a beard
Only way this could get any better is if Theresa fell down the stairs on the way out
and died
First time hearing Jofra’s bajan accent
Isn’t Piers Morgan there too? Maybe he can trip too.
And Farage
Wonder how long it will be before Michael vaughans “I knew they could do it all along” column and aggers ‘of course I think joffra archer is properly English’ tweet?
I think I would be enjoying this a lot more if we had beaten I team I actually disliked
Pretty harsh on Kane, best captain by a long way.
Aye, imagine if that had been Australia
If that rebound 6 would’ve happened against the Aussies shit would’ve kicked off
Honestly, so happy we’ve won but we’ve absolutely hijacked that win. NZ have been flat out robbed, poor buggers. They’ve been an absolute credit to themselves, not that it will help in the slightest
Still got The Chills’ singers number from when I interviewed him, might phone him up and give him some bants
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Not sure how we won that. Feel sick. Shame it was against the kiwis. That 6 from him looking to ground his bat is absolutely bananas