Crime 👋

You’re right. I’m going to start nicking them too.

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I’d like to report a crime I saw this morning.

I’m in the Co-op buying a pot of edamame beans for breakfast, queuing up at the old self-services, seen a woman on the last selfy of the row pick up her shopping and storm out. I thought she’d walked out more angrily than how your average punter exits the shops, but I thought nothing of it and approached the the till to scan my beans and get on with my day. Upon arriving at the till I was shocked and appalled to see that she’d evidently scanned about £20 worth of stuff through, got something which required a staff member to verify it, so just thought “fuck this” and walked out with the lot.

As far as I know she’s still at large.

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Lady got style

Did you ever get the Guarana ones?

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Can you not applaud the erosion of our social fabric please?

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Big fan of the title of that video. Not watching it mind

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I was not aware of them at the time. If I had been aware I think I still would not have partaken in their consumption.

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Nah, seems like a quieter life to not do crimes so I’ll stick with that.

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Yeah, I think they were quite disgusting.

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you wouldn’t steal a car!

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Massively, massively simple and measurable in every country

more inequality = more crime of all kinds

easy fixed

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(eat the rich)

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oh yeah sometimes
and those protein bars

Generally fairly law abiding as I really hate being in trouble. Once got acused of stealing a CD that I’d bought from another shop when I was 12, the guy in the shop proper shouted at me. Just thinking about it makes me feel guilty even though I didn’t do anything wrong.

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They turned up quick!

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Setting thread to “watching”

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:pig::pig2::pig_nose:

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:oncoming_police_car::oncoming_police_car::oncoming_police_car:

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:fu::fu::fu: