Crimes against food

I know someone who melts cheese on dry weetabix in the microwave and then eats it

  • Lock them up and throw away the key
  • Somehow this is ok

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Please share any other food related offenses for us to judge

I loved their first record!

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Not again!! This my second time making this thread, can’t get used to the new layout

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Music is where Social used to be, it’s nearly got me a few times too!

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Literally wrote it and saw the music board was the category and then swapped to the social board but apparently not :sob::+1:t5:

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‘Slaw

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Quite like coleslaw, wouldn’t choose it over potato salad (king of bbq salads) but its good

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cutting sandwiches into triangles, rubbish idea

oops sorry

Cutting sandwiches into triangles

  • rubbish idea
  • good idea

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Boiling pasta in unsalted water.

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putting gravy on chips

  • rubbish idea
  • good idea

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Light mayonnaise

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Raw onion on anything

  • Good idea
  • Bad idea

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Just to find the wrong people -

Curry sauce on chips

  • Good Idea
  • Bad Idea

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Please note I won’t think any less of you for voting wrong in this poll, but you are definitely still wrong sorry about that

Coriander on everything at a restaurant:

  • Gimme that herby shit, yo
  • Why don’t you just grate a bar of Imperial Leather on my food

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Coriander has its time and place (some curries, guacamole, some homemade chili sauce) but otherwise can gtfo

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have always done this

never seemed like it needed salt?

I’m thinking I might actually have the bad coriander taste thing but that I’ve convinced myself it’s something I should enjoy?

people who like coriander: does it taste like soap to you and you just happen to like that?

My son once insisted on spreading peanut butter on a slice of pizza

  • Off with his head
  • On with his head if anything

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The logical follow up to cheesy peany b on toast

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