#22

intercourse with a farm animal

  • y
  • n

0 voters

3 Likes
#23

Driven around American suburbia with a mate leaning out of the window smashing post boxes with a baseball
bat.

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

#25

I have alerted the state troopers

3 Likes
#26

Anonymous!

#27

Take your moral judgements elsewhere, chicken fucker

7 Likes
#30

Engaged in dogging?

  • Woof woof!
  • How about no…

0 voters

#32

I wonder how many people say they haven’t driven drunk knowingly, but actually have - most likely the morning after a big sesh. Probably surprisingly high.

#33

Stolen a pint glass from a pub

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Stolen a wanky specialist beer glass from a wanky specialist beer pub/bar/taproom

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#34

I used to live next door to a pub and often there would be pint glasses left on my doorstep on my return in the middle of the night, which I took in (obviously).

Does this count as theft?

  • Yes, the law is the law
  • No, someone could have cut themselves if they’d knocked them over and they shattered

0 voters

#35

Used to live next door to a pub but it was a bit shit so we used to go in, buy a pint, then take it home and drink it there where we could watch our own TV or listen to non shit music etc. Then return to the bar for the next round, repeat.

  • Genius
  • Deranged
  • Illegal

0 voters

#36

Possibly all three.

12 Likes
#40

Makes perfect sense to me.

#42

I, too, prefer warm Guinness from a can.

1 Like
#44

Ok.

1 Like
#45

& decant canned guinness directly into the fridge

4 Likes
#46

I like to drink mine from the vegetable drawer. Crisper.

1 Like
#47

After getting incinerated exacting revenge of the kids of those who did it to you by killing them in their dreams?

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

#48

either way you’re truly sticking it to the man by paying three times off license prices

5 Likes
#49

High treason

  • Fuck that
  • Fuck the Queen

0 voters

#51

Strongbow drinkers, I reckon.