Pork pie
No, I donât want salt on them thank you
Also you can guarantee that theyâd all just taste like âgeneric curryâ
Would quite like crisps based more on emotions or memories than ingredients. Regret, childhood, that sort of thing.
cauliflower cheese
crisps for spiders
New Walkers Sensations: Unrequited Love and Teenage Deliquency
Victory
Mist
Maybe a meat flavoured crisp thatâs just called âmurderâ
gravy
Polyester
I need to log off
weâre binning off all morrissey references now, sorry pal
sauce.
Charlie Brooker once did a review of the Walkers limited edition flavours. I seem to remember him doing a bit about flavours heâd like to see and one of them being 1950âs gin and cigarettes flavour.
Mashed potato
Hair
Donât let the door hit you on the way out!
Just had some honey butter crisps from boots. Really nice
Seabrooks did that