I’ve despised Oasis for years. Last year I decided to give them one last chance, so I asked a friend for all of their albums.
I thought I’d start with Heathen Chemistry and Be Here Now. My reasoning was that, if those albums do anything for me, then there might be something worth investigating further.
Well, they were terrible. Really, really bad. But more than that, their music’s scary - it’s uncanny - so much stuff going on but no soul to speak of. It’s like having a long chat with someone but only realising after an hour that they’re a robot. It’s nostalgic rock music polished til its gleaming, but weirdly stripped of anything that makes music worth listening to. I can’t even put my finger on what’s missing.