Croissants are shit

  • Agreed
  • You’re shit

0 voters

Had one today. 10/10, would have again

7 Likes

Je l’adore

2 Likes

Sometimes I think croissants are shit and more mess than they’re worth than somebody offers me some and I slam them back like a pack of starburst.

Somehow the worst take I’ve seen on this forum yet

20 Likes

Savoury croissants are the best. Slice of cheese (ham when i used to eat meat) inside, smash that down.

3 Likes

Also same.

Had one with a flat white for breakfast. Lovely, warm, flakey, delicious. 10/10 from me too.

2 Likes

As in me

They would be better if they were half the size imo

Too flakey, never as nice as you anticipate. Why would you bother when pain au chocolat is the much better French baked goods option?

5 Likes

Not shit as such, but rarely as good as you’d hope they’d be.

Too messy to be truly enjoyable.

However they are very tasty when loaded with butter (and nothing else)

3 Likes

They’re not even French either, they’re Austrian. Bunch of phoneys!

Or a palmier :yum:

2 Likes

Croissants are one of the main reasons for living

Fresh and still warm :drooling_face:

8 Likes

They were probably exciting in the 1950s but fortunately we have better food now.

Chocolate/almond ones are ‘alright’. Plain ones are fucking boring pile of shit

1 Like

“very delicious” imo

1 Like

Oh my sweet stupid boy

10 Likes

Jesus fucking christ son, I can’t abide by this goddamn. You really really need to have a long hard think about what you’ve done.

9 Likes