Reckon the barrels are probably worth more than the oil at the minute
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Bad news for oilball
Well oil be damned.
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“The economy” has got to be one of the stupidest things going eh
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Might let them give me some money to take a few barrels, use the money to buy a still and start making my own petrol.
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Lol @ oil dickheads
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Running out of extra virgin. Will Tesco pay me to take a bottle off their hands?
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Does this translate to non crude oil too? Could do with getting paid to take some extra virgin off of Sainos
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Excellent joke.
glad i moved from oil and gas to pharma, big move
^ loves profiting off a crisis 
capitlism 4 lyf m8s
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PM me 4 oil nudez
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If anyone’s got any oil they need to pay me to take drop me a PM
Where?
Shall we crowd fund to buy some oil for the boards. I’m looking to raise $-76 on my patreon page
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I put five pounds in oil and now apparently I don’t have enough money in my account.
Close my positions you fucking cowards.
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Oh, they have
Gazprom gazprom all around, and not a drop to drink. 
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