Crumbs

[wileycat]

I have dogs and therefore no crumb problems.

[Bamnan]

people who don’t use the chopping board and just leave crumbs on the worktop instead

• fine
• not fine

[dktrfaustus]

Crumbs in the butter/jam/whatever…

• Absolutely get right to fuck
• Totally fine, non-issue

[Bamnan]

really admire how dogs will just eat anything, imagine being that free!

[ricardomotorbike]

Like a pint of drip tray but it’s a bag of crumbs from the bakery (only those dropped as items are lifted from the counter with tongs).

• Yes
• No

[the_ravens]

For bread that needs vertical slicing - cut on the board. Tip the board onto the work surface, sweep crumbs from there.

For rolls etc. no board as you’re slicing sideways.

[anon5266188]

@ma0sm

Yes, though I would argue that would be even harder, and I’m ready to argue

You were right, man. I can’t even get these things on the darn tray without crumbs, much less off it!

[ma0sm]

Croissants are unparalleled in their ability to fall apart with the slightest provocation.

topical Piers Morgan reference that will be dated 1-4 weeks from time of posting

[zxcvbnm2]

Robert (American Cartoonist)
Salacious B. (Tatooine Sycophant)

any others?

[zanimos]

Crumble?

[1101010]

@anon29812515

Do you think Haribo release aerosols?

I would be very up for covering foul bathroom odours with a spray that smells like goldbears TBH

No idea wtf my phone wanted to autocorrect foul to goul

[grievoustim]

Crumb disposal

[avocado]

My old cat was the first family cat and we let him eat from our food, giving him scraps and if something suitable got dropped, letting him eat it before cleaning up. Anyway he became a total menace, you couldn’t cook or eat dinner without his baleful eyes on you or straight up trying to take from your plate, and it got to the point where we had to shut him out of the room, but he would still meow in a heartbreaking way (he wasn’t a vocal cat so we took this seriously) and just gave in. He was so bold, one day I was eating fish fingers and he snuck his paw up really sneakily without me noticing at first and just took one. It was really funny though

[Richie_Ronco]

[grievoustim]

Moonlight my other cat will try and steal slices of pizza but forgets that she is only capable of eating very soft food these days

[felson]

@kermitwormit

Bollocks. Tip your head back, open your mouth as wide as you can and shove it in there in one like a pelican, swallowing as you shove. Easy, mate.

[grievoustim]

[ma0sm]

Crumbs

I’m not sure if anyone here is aware, but the character Penfold from Danger Mouse would often say the phrase “crumbs” as a way of expressing surprise. Apologies if this has already been debated.

That’s the one

[grievoustim]

Sorry I clearly missed your post

[ma0sm]

I’m just glad someone was aware