Crumpets! Muffins! Bagels!

You’d better believe I’m toasting and buttering these MFs!

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Ever bluffed with your muffin?

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Crumpets

  • Burnt
  • Almost burnt
  • Golden
  • Still a bit soft
  • Not toasted at all

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Hope you don’t mind me bringing some polls to your thread, Ant.

I’m really hyngey

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crumpets aren’t much to write home about imo

it’s weird how you cook crumpets on a hot griddle (if you’ve ever done this) and YET you still have to toast them before they are edible. :thinking:

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Bagels

  • Toasted
  • Untoasted - bagel sandwich
  • Depends!

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You know what, Shrewbs. I am eating more crumpets than any of the other products listed above during this isolation period.

I toast them to within a inch of their lives.

Fun fact - the biggest and worst argument I have had with my little sister as an adult was over crumpets.
She ended up apologising :sunglasses:
I apologised too even though I was entirely blameless, cos I’m good like that :innocent:

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I really don’t know what to say to this

Bash some fucking Bovril on these twats every now and then as well

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Don’t worry about it Shrewbs, just thought you might like to know

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I can’t let myself buy crumpets very often as I end up eating four at once and I use half a pack of butter in one go :shushing_face:

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is this true?

My standard measure is three

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Muffins (we’re talking English breakfast muffins here)

  • Untoasted
  • Very lightly toasted
  • Golden
  • Almost burnt
  • Burnt

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It sure is!

I can update you the next time I have some bovril on my crumpets if you like.

I’d like that a lot. please post a picture too cos my mind’s eye can’t process it

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Sure thing, brother!

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