You’d better believe I’m toasting and buttering these MFs!
Ever bluffed with your muffin?
- Almost burnt
- Still a bit soft
- Not toasted at all
Hope you don’t mind me bringing some polls to your thread, Ant.
I’m really hyngey
crumpets aren’t much to write home about imo
it’s weird how you cook crumpets on a hot griddle (if you’ve ever done this) and YET you still have to toast them before they are edible.
- Untoasted - bagel sandwich
You know what, Shrewbs. I am eating more crumpets than any of the other products listed above during this isolation period.
I toast them to within a inch of their lives.
Fun fact - the biggest and worst argument I have had with my little sister as an adult was over crumpets.
She ended up apologising
I apologised too even though I was entirely blameless, cos I’m good like that
I really don’t know what to say to this
Bash some fucking Bovril on these twats every now and then as well
Don’t worry about it Shrewbs, just thought you might like to know
I can’t let myself buy crumpets very often as I end up eating four at once and I use half a pack of butter in one go
is this true?
My standard measure is three
Muffins (we’re talking English breakfast muffins here)
- Very lightly toasted
- Almost burnt
It sure is!
I can update you the next time I have some bovril on my crumpets if you like.
I’d like that a lot. please post a picture too cos my mind’s eye can’t process it
Sure thing, brother!