Crystal Deodorant (F the particular AO Mewington)

It’s so great - find it works better than normal deodorant. My Mediterranean heritage meant I’d always be a bit tangy very soon after showering and putting on deodorant… not with this, not anymore! It’s a revelation!

BUT…

have you licked it? It tastes very odd - like salty lemons

Don’t lick deodorant m9

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u wot m8

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Eh?

Those tangy, tangy Mediterraneans.

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As a general rule, a lot of everyday chemicals you come into contact with are high hazard but low risk because they’re not scary if you only smell them a bit. This goes out the window if you instead put them in your fucking mouth.

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maybe she was out of Tangfastics?

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Well… we had been meaning to tell you…

Alas I am of Atlantic heritage, so doesn’t even apply to me!

*Atlantis

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An ex of mine (Spanish) used to always use crystal deoderant. He always said it was basically a natural mineral, nothing added.

Plenty of “natural minerals” will kill you if you eat them.

I have no idea…

Chemical-free, eh? Epimer is a man who appreciates that kind of thing.

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Potassium aluminium sulfate being particularly famous for not being a chemical.

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but can it hurt you if you lick it?

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Think it’s spelt “aluminum”

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Nah, looks like it’s not particularly toxic.

You got lucky. This time.

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Although it is classed as a skin irritant, which is pretty funny.