🥒 Cucumber 🥒

Fucking vile. The second worst foodstuff known to man. Makes everything in its vicinity taste like it. Get rid of it forever.

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Used to think this too. Now realise it can be acceptable if you scoop all the seeds and watery nonsense out.

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Utter pish stuff.

Love a bit of cucumber thanks

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I enjoy to have it on my sandwiches (with cheese, a banh mi, etc), in a lovely cooling yoghurt dip, dipped in houmous, and most importantly, pickled. Verdict: GOOD

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Bollocks. Unless pickled then becomes transcendent.

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Very good. Going to give it to the baby soon.

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Love the stuff. Put it in everything.

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Give her a pasty instead please.

It’s great. Having some with my lunch right now.

Good in a gin and tonic, too (which I’m not having right now, sadly).

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Can’t really argue with anything here, although I’d probably say it is the worst.

Mushrooms being number 2, of course.

it’s just green crunchy water and it’s fantastic

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Love this stuff

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I cannot endorse your mushroom opinion I’m afraid.

agree. fucking terrible. hate that its in some things I love - levantine food uses it a lot which is upsetting.

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Taking notes here so I know who’s on the right side of history. Cucumber is a terrible, terrible aberration.

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Curious as to what your number 1 worst food is, if that doesn’t spoil another of your threads…

Love it in my water.

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:banana:

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