#28

I say ‘I, I, I, I duuuuhhhnt reahlleh knoooooah’

Not sure where it’s from, is it someone called mavis off old coronation st? I have never watched coronation st!

#29

It’s Les Dennis

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#30

Oooh Betty

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#31

I sing the burrito, burrito, burritos are yummy and burgers are gross song often.
Never had a burrito.

Often say it’s like Crystal Palace in here when kids leave all the lights on, never knowingly been to Crystal Palace and so am unaware if it is actually particularly well lit.

#32

Ditto, Blackpool illuminations

#33

#FUCKING WHAT?!

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#34

Ooh yes, ^this

#35

I think you’ll find that pizzas are more popular around here these days.

#36

Here? I thought Slickers lived out sort of Bristol way and you were near Cambridge?

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#38

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#39

“I shat myself!”

I have never shat myself.

#40

… yet.

#41

I’ve never had to knock on wood

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#42

Everyone you know has a doorbell or vinyl front door? I find this very hard to believe.

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#43

tbf he probably knows someone who has

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#44

Bet he’s one of those fuckers that just raps on the living room window. I HATE it when they do that.

#45

Lots of shit being chatted about me on here of late. I’m an only child; I’m a window-rapper. Quit it.

#46

Not a lot of Burrito outlets in Wiltshire Theo…

#47

But you have left Wiltshire, Slickers!