Everyone you know has a doorbell or vinyl front door? I find this very hard to believe.
tbf he probably knows someone who has
Bet heās one of those fuckers that just raps on the living room window. I HATE it when they do that.
Lots of shit being chatted about me on here of late. Iām an only child; Iām a window-rapper. Quit it.
Not a lot of Burrito outlets in Wiltshire Theoā¦
But you have left Wiltshire, Slickers!
When people say āTouch wood!ā then thereās that moment where they frantically look around for wood to touch but thereās none there and you can see the panic in their eyes
checks watch
I donāt even own a watch.
Bang your head, donāt you? Always gets a laugh.
Loads of dissisms that I know what they mean but not where they came from, eg wolfcastle.
It comes from the simpā¦
Wait ā this is a wolfcastle, isnāt it?
no!
Yeah I had to look Wolfcastle up
