There’s a ton of these out there for Countdown but I wouldn’t like to guess which of them were for real. Though I do admire the two, to my knowledge, contestants who came up with wanker.
Cum Budgie, Cum Budgie, Budgie Cum Cum
When you gotta give me lovin’ then you gotta give me some…
Cum budgie, cum BUDGie
Don’t be so cumbudgieonly.