Current upcoming wedding attendance count


#1

What’s your situation right now?

Currently got one this year, and three next year. It’s intense as fuck, and it’s expensive as fuck.

Can anyone beat 4?


#2

Two, both next year. Ushering at both.


#3

There was going to be one wedding reception, but my gf is getting me out of it.

Frankly, she’s lucky to etc


#4

0
Either nobody I know is getting married or they just don’t want to invite me (the bastards)


#5

at my age it’s either lowkey second weddings or funerals


#6

0

I have noticed that I have multiple times been invited to the “stag do” but not the “wedding”. While this is fine with me, it does make me wonder whether it’s something I should read into.


#7

Hate funerals, glad I don’t have to turn up to mine


#8

Are you a coke dealer?


#9

0…


#10

Had 5 last year, fallow year this year.

Currently 2 next year, but one might be abroad (fingers crossed) in which case I won’t attend.


#11

Is Pepsi alright?

It’s this sort of thing that explains it I think


#12

1 next year - might throw a sickie


#13

1, my own, next year


#14

CONGRATULATIONS


#15

Five! Fucking hell!


#16

0 this year
1 next year (my own)


#17

Stand back, amateurs:

Next year, I have been invited to SEVEN (7) weddings.

I think we will end up attending five (5).

One in Chester, one in Gloucester, one in Brussels, one in Seville, one in Rochester NY.

EDIT: Shit, we’re actually meant to be going to six, add one in London. Fuck’s sake.


#18

Also one, my own, probably next year.


#19

1 in a couple of weeks. No others on the horizon, might get invited to a night do or two.


#20

you only have yourself to blame