#61

Bet I could do it in about 4000 steps. Easy.

#62

A parent got drunk at a school disco and told a child to ‘move out the FUCKING way’. One Grandma told a mum in the playground that she was a ‘disgusting bitch’ and is going to call the police on her.
The dad who runs the school football team is a complete dick and is giving our school a bad name.

Parents are THE WORST.

#63

Can get you a photo of a dead on that was killed by a crow at work yesterday if you’re interested?

#64

I got mildly beevey earlier this week after an overzealous lab tech threw out some 20% trichloroacetic acid that I was planning on using.

Other than that I’m extremely relaxed as I only have 3 weeks left in this job and I don’t have that much to do really. Today I’ve mostly written my wedding speech and watched PUBG streams.

#65

Record your speech and post it here please and we will all offer helpful tips and advice.

#66

There’s an entire division that is expected to be made redundant at the end of this month. They’re so certain that they spend most of their days drinking coffee and laughing. I want to be them

#67

I know I’m sounding very picky now but I was hoping for an alive one.

#68

hmm.

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#69

Going to be absolutely hilarious if they’re not.

Just fired.

#70

I don’t really want to!

#71

One of the other lecturers (the one who left for a year and came back part time and I got the other part of his permanent contract) announced last summer that he was engaged to an American woman and was moving there at Xmas. In November, he said it’d definitely be before Easter, then definitely before May and definitely over the summer. Last I heard it was definitely as soon as his spouse visa processes which is sometime in the next year.

All of the managers were talking about replacing him but I have my doubts about him ever leaving considering he was definitely not coming back when he left for his sabbatical.

#72

For the fao of @foppyish

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Best I could do, sorry.

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#73

Fucking hell, thought it had a spoiler alert filter over it at first. Don’t give up the day job Eps, whatever that is.

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#74

they’re actually kind of cute once you see where they are

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#75

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#76

Why is there toilet roll there?

#77

What?

#78

Just been asked to check the wording of an email that was about four lines long. It’s completely incomprehensible so had to completely re-write the thing into understandable English. This is for a guy who has permanently got the hump because he’s not being promoted and can’t take the hint that this is because he’s largely hopeless.

#79

who keeps nicking all the teaspoons???

#80

Why not the cleaners? Who’s prime suspect at the moment?