#68

hmm.

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#69

Going to be absolutely hilarious if they’re not.

Just fired.

#70

I don’t really want to!

#71

One of the other lecturers (the one who left for a year and came back part time and I got the other part of his permanent contract) announced last summer that he was engaged to an American woman and was moving there at Xmas. In November, he said it’d definitely be before Easter, then definitely before May and definitely over the summer. Last I heard it was definitely as soon as his spouse visa processes which is sometime in the next year.

All of the managers were talking about replacing him but I have my doubts about him ever leaving considering he was definitely not coming back when he left for his sabbatical.

#72

For the fao of @foppyish

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Best I could do, sorry.

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#73

Fucking hell, thought it had a spoiler alert filter over it at first. Don’t give up the day job Eps, whatever that is.

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#74

they’re actually kind of cute once you see where they are

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#75

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#76

Why is there toilet roll there?

#77

What?

#78

Just been asked to check the wording of an email that was about four lines long. It’s completely incomprehensible so had to completely re-write the thing into understandable English. This is for a guy who has permanently got the hump because he’s not being promoted and can’t take the hint that this is because he’s largely hopeless.

#79

who keeps nicking all the teaspoons???

#80

Why not the cleaners? Who’s prime suspect at the moment?

#81

What’s that big white streak through the middle? It looks like toilet roll.

#82

…leaves on the tree

#83

All I can say is that extreme zoom really makes them look like something else

#84

(I can see the leaves now you say that.)

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#85

Actually from looking out the window now, I’ve lied to you: those are leaves on a different, nearer tree.

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#86

fify and I think you’ll find it’s @japes

Please see Throw Down The Gauntlet Thread

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#87

They’re now exploring the tree and it’s stressing me out so much I think I might need to go home.