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#1

Just read this CV:


#2

almost totally illegible, wouldn’t offer them the job


#3

I laughed, so check mate him.


#4

I think that he is currently the only applicant so yeah


#5

get them an interview and make them tell several jokes


#6

Has he put enjoying long walks on the beach too?


#7

I like how they’ve also underlined the word ‘humour’ in red, too.


#8

wow, Spain have built a lot of roads since I was last there.


#9

is the first line

‘excellent success ratio of shoot to kills’?


#10

He’s gone for the slightly more prosaic:


#11

the picture won’t fucking show


#12

@sean


#13

Fed up with the indignity of working in a kitchen, Royter felt he had no choice but to lie on his CV


#14

Does that entail shitting all over the self service tills?


#15

You work on the Tory version of @Antpocalypsenow 's children’s computer game?


#16

Ha nickers has done you


#17

I didn’t know he had any children.


#18

There is almost no feasible way that an actual child would be able to play FM, please don’t be absurd.


#19

Oh fucksake, no accounting for taste.


#20

Sid Meier has been hard at work