got trapped in the training thing.

jesus christ :smiley:

okay, done for tonight. its been a proper horror show.

probably won’t refund as I’m curious as to what they’ll fuck up next, but maaaaaaan.

You start with your nose broken? Or did you fuck up drinking that shot?

chose to knock back shot ofc, so have no idea.

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Does this mean when you said “okay done for tonight” you actually meant, “I’ll just play for another hour”? Not that I think this is unreasonable, I’m just wondering…

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I only stopped when the game glitched itself to the point where I had no other option tbh.

50 quid well spent.

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Does Keanu feature heavily from the off?

not seen yet tbh.

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:smiley:

Edit also

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If I buy this now, will it be in a playable state by this time next week when I break up from school?? (base ps4)

Just used my phone to turn on my ps5 and check on my phone if a patch was required - who needs cyberpunk, we’re already living in the future, maaaan - will get a wee go playing it after work hopefully.

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Respect to the makers for taking about 32 years to release this game and it still being half arsed

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Those genital customisation options leave a LOT to be desired. Time to leave a negative Steam review.

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Imagine being in crunch for months on end, and then thousands of youtube clips of bugs appearing within about 30 minutes of release. I reckon that’d break me.

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I’ve got a crackling sound bug too. Thought on the menu screen that it was being edgy, but no, it’s just fucked.

Getting some degree of genuine anxiety with the reports of this game. QA solidarity 4 eva

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Ant could you have a word with your contacts please, I’d like to be able to make my penis SIGNIFICANTLY smaller

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Guarantee that they had reported 99% of them as well

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i have seen ‘bugs’ of willies and boobies bursting through clothes

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