Cycling Thread 2.0

bikewankers
twats

#5364

hope one of you doesn’t puncture :joy:


#5365

Colintrave ferry goes every 30 minutes according to their website.


#5366

depends where you puncture how much of a disaster it would be. one of the crossings is 5 mins, miss that and it’s nbd. but if you just miss one of the half hour crossings that would be a bit of a pisser.


#5367

I’M SO EXCITED WHAT KIT SHALL I WEAR

(Penge back jersey pockets are bloody coming undone can u even believe!!!)


#5368

yes! Scotland!


#5369

he’s stitched you up like kippers here. imagine believing that’s a real place.


#5370

Japes are there any good dickhead hills we can go up now I have a bike made of carbon please


#5371

at least two hours so we’ll probably be shelving that


#5372

these are the worst ones



#5373

pffffft (obviously going to get so hungover that those make me barf anyway)


#5374

ooooh baby this is my time to shine!

(my kind of hills, these)


#5375

might go hill hunting on the sunday

i’ll obviously be hanging but @plasticmike will be after some KOMs won’t he

might just print him off a map and point him in the right direction tbf


#5376

yeah I’d be up for that, I’m sure @TontonZolaMoukoko would join too


#5377

He’ll be up at 5 for a 90km ride


#5378

He only goes on bike rides if he can register them with Audax UK these days


#5379

roundel or gtfo


#5380

I’m going to make him bring his roundel musette to Glasgow so you can all point and laugh.


#5381

can use it to steal more glasses


#5382

Sssh guys, you’re making us look like even bigger dickheads than we already are in front of the cool kids


#5383

I love how all the destinations are anagrams and you’ve introduced some mad cycling countdown scrabble game!

Bit like my RideLondon Snooker Game.

PENGE!