It’s the way you tell them.
A steak joke… that’s a rare medium. Well done.
Alright, mate. Don’t overcook it.
“Going to India with the parents for a holiday”
“Mumbai?”
“No it was dad who paid for it”
At a wedding I went to yesterday the father of the bride made a joke about how he called his starter “gold soup” because it had 24 carrots in it
Am joint best man with @anon76851889 at our brother’s wedding in April. Sorely tempted to nick this and add it to…
Two television aerials on neighbouring rooftops fell in love and got married. They had a lousy ceremony but the reception was fantastic.
my dad does similar to this if I’m driving the car: use Soundhound or whatever to find out what it is and then say, for example, “Ah, can’t beat a bit of ‘Quantum Leap’ by John Maus from the album We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves”.
I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
January - Greg
February - Ian
March - Ian
April - Greg
May - Ian
June - Ian
July - Greg
August - Ian
September - Greg
October - Greg
November - Ian
December - Greg
The Gregorian Calendar
Fucking hell
This is brilliant.
Lolled at that one, fantastic!
Chinny Reckon.
- I went to The West Indies with my wife
- Jamaica
- No, she went of her own accord
The old 'uns are the oldest.
Just been camping.
- In tents?
No, pretty chilled really
Just saw Natalie Portman arguing with Jessica Alba on a camping holiday.
That was pretty in tents.
A teacher once said this to me, I said ‘yes I am Jesus!’ Single greatest moment of my schooling career.