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#101

I still can’t believe you fawned over Mr. Egg doing the same joke as Colossal Horse did two posts above


#102

I’m happy for the cheggster to take this one. I got 6 likes. I’m not greedy.


#103

The differences between the two are what make cheggers’s one so good, no offense meant to the big horse


#104

I’m with you. Pain over hunger takes it up a notch


#105

#106

(After hanging up after a long, deeply involved conversation)

“Who was that?”

“Dunno, wrong number!”.


#107

Basically any ailment - “Dad I’ve hurt my leg/Dad there’s something in my eye”
“Don’t worry son, you’ve got two of them.”

Even to things like
“Dad I have a tummy ache”


#108

I met a lovely Turkish couple on holiday a few years ago.

But I never Erd from them Ogan.


#109

I was once taken hostage in Nepal for three months with Iron Maiden.

The siege in Kathmandu went on and on.


#110

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize for chemistry?

He was outstanding in his field.


#111

#112

Why is it the funniest month of the year in France?

Because it’s quite Août


#113

#114

It’s the way you tell them.


#115

“Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a sirloin steak stuck to my cornea”

“Well, there’s more to that than meats the eye”


#116


#117

#118

A steak joke… that’s a rare medium. Well done.


#119

Alright, mate. Don’t overcook it.


#120

With thanks to automatik from the old boards for this one.

Why should you never go to Karl Marx’s for a brew?
Because he thinks all proper tea is theft.