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I might have left it if you’d not messed up the polar bear at the bar joke too. :wink:

Classic of the dad joke genre from @tuna here

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What’s a pirate from Plymouth’s favourite Street Fighter character

Arrrrr…Guile

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Almost rolfed up my chipotle and lime sandwich.

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Can’t believe I accidentally drank a bottle of food colouring the other day.
The doctor says I’ll be ok but I can’t help feeling I’ve dyed a little on the inside.

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Went up to my allotment earlier and the weirdest thing has happened, there was twice as much soil there as last time. The plot thickens…

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Astronaut 1: Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2: Yeah. In space no one can. Here, use cream.

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Blimey.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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My 8 yr old daughter’s really getting into trying to write these.

The other day it was:

What did red say to blue? Yellow!

Yesterday:

What does a prince have on his pancakes? Maple Philip!

(Obviously if she’d known he was also called the The Duke of Edinburgh she could have elevated this one slightly.)

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:grinning:

:grinning:

:person_shrugging:t3:

All I can think of is something to do with flipping/Philip-ing?

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Oh I just meant if you delivered it as

What did The Duke of Edinburgh have on his pancakes? Mable Philip

it’s slightly more contained. If you say β€˜a prince’ to me my mind is going towards Charles/William/Harry.

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β€œA prince (not dead)” would be a good AQOS question

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@The_Respected_User - all the points, surely?

I beg your pardon?

You’re a Prince amongst men

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Came into work today and there’s a giant hole appeared in the car park. No idea who was responsible but we’re looking into it.

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Oh, what a kindly and gorgeous spirit you have, Theo. God bless x

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