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I see youโ€™ve had the same problem.

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hurry down my chimney tonight :kiss:

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His elf is very important to him

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Heโ€™s had the vaccine cos heโ€™s over 80

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said โ€œEarth.โ€

That meant the world to me.

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Yeah, he says thatโ€ฆ but heโ€™ll be telling his mates tomorrow.

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That is probably better.

I did the first bit on a friend and he said " because his beard acts as a mask?" I think he was being a bit too literal. But it made me laugh.

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Did you know the only member of ZZ Top not immune from Covid etc etc.

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Whatโ€™s the most common crime in takeaways?

Assault and battery

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My wife just asked me if Iโ€™d seen the dog bowl.

I said โ€œTo be honest, I didnโ€™t even know he played cricket."

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What do you give a sick cat?

Parapetamol

Fresh from the cracker:

How does a snowman get around?

By icicle!

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What do you give a sick bird?

Parakeetamol

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Wow Mrs F is queen of jokes

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She really is, but she also hates them and will just say these amazing puns or whatever then just turn away in disgust at herself. Might see if she wants to launch a standup career.

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If she doesnโ€™t just offer her a chair.

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Tried this one on my parents over zoom yesterday. They enjoyed it

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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