tbf dad jokes are the best of the jokes
hate jokes where there’s a proper long build up
tbf dad jokes are the best of the jokes
hate jokes where there’s a proper long build up
Why did the garden fence?
Because it saw the window box!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
That should be “fallout”, Shirley.
so what constitutes a dad joke ? Just asking because I’m a dad so I need to get this right.
Recall that as…
Why can’t you wear short shorts in the Ukraine?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Which band are never taken seriously?
Children of Bodom -tsh (tsh =symbol sound thing)
it’s just groan comedy, but actually very funny. like when yer da grabs yer arm and says he’s ere officer, i’ve got yer man, when a police car goes past. good time fun that doesn’t harm no-one.
pretty much every joke I make then. Good to know I’m doing it right
couple of weeks ago when i went round for sunday dinner:
dad: ey you missed it other night
me: missed what?
dad: lad got caught outside co-op drinking battery acid. police came and everything.
me: oh did they, dad.
dad: don’t worry, he wasn’t charged.
me: cheers, dad
This is what I’m talking about
Man walks into a bar
Ouch
Theo is full of them.
Dad, driving past a cemetery: see that? That’s the dead centre of [Town name].
I went into Waterstones last week and asked where the self-help section was.
The shop assistant said she couldn’t tell me because that would defeat the object.
Dad update on Facebook;
“To the person who stole my BBQ rotisserie last night - What goes around comes around…”
Why did the dwarf butcher never place any bets?
Because the steaks were too high!
Going to Corfe Castle this weekend
In Dorset?
Yeah it’s pretty good
Works for anywhere in Dorset too btw.