#22

tbf dad jokes are the best of the jokes

hate jokes where there’s a proper long build up

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#23

Why did the garden fence?

Because it saw the window box!

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#25

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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#26

That should be “fallout”, Shirley.

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#27

so what constitutes a dad joke ? Just asking because I’m a dad so I need to get this right.

#28

Recall that as…
Why can’t you wear short shorts in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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#29

Which band are never taken seriously?

Children of Bodom -tsh (tsh =symbol sound thing)

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#30

it’s just groan comedy, but actually very funny. like when yer da grabs yer arm and says he’s ere officer, i’ve got yer man, when a police car goes past. good time fun that doesn’t harm no-one.

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#31

pretty much every joke I make then. Good to know I’m doing it right :wink:

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#32

couple of weeks ago when i went round for sunday dinner:

dad: ey you missed it other night

me: missed what?

dad: lad got caught outside co-op drinking battery acid. police came and everything.

me: oh did they, dad.

dad: don’t worry, he wasn’t charged.

me: cheers, dad

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#33

This is what I’m talking about

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#34

Man walks into a bar

Ouch

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#35

Theo is full of them.

#36

Dad, driving past a cemetery: see that? That’s the dead centre of [Town name].

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#37

Sat in airport Frankie and Benny’s and my napkin is

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#38

I went into Waterstones last week and asked where the self-help section was.

The shop assistant said she couldn’t tell me because that would defeat the object.

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#39

Dad update on Facebook;

“To the person who stole my BBQ rotisserie last night - What goes around comes around…”

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#40

Why did the dwarf butcher never place any bets?

Because the steaks were too high!

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#41

Going to Corfe Castle this weekend

In Dorset?

Yeah it’s pretty good

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#42

Works for anywhere in Dorset too btw.

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