Dad jokes 🙄

I’ve post this one before on DiS but I’ll post it again (repeating the same joke seems like a very dad thing to do anyway):

Dad: There’s a flock of cows over there
Child: A herd of cows dad
Dad: Course I’ve heard of cows, there’s a flock of them right there.

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tbf dad jokes are the best of the jokes

hate jokes where there’s a proper long build up

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Why did the garden fence?

Because it saw the window box!

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oddly never heard this before but feel like i should have. A+

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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That should be “fallout”, Shirley.

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so what constitutes a dad joke ? Just asking because I’m a dad so I need to get this right.

Recall that as…
Why can’t you wear short shorts in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Which band are never taken seriously?

Children of Bodom -tsh (tsh =symbol sound thing)

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it’s just groan comedy, but actually very funny. like when yer da grabs yer arm and says he’s ere officer, i’ve got yer man, when a police car goes past. good time fun that doesn’t harm no-one.

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pretty much every joke I make then. Good to know I’m doing it right :wink:

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couple of weeks ago when i went round for sunday dinner:

dad: ey you missed it other night

me: missed what?

dad: lad got caught outside co-op drinking battery acid. police came and everything.

me: oh did they, dad.

dad: don’t worry, he wasn’t charged.

me: cheers, dad

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This is what I’m talking about

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Man walks into a bar

Ouch

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Theo is full of them.

Dad, driving past a cemetery: see that? That’s the dead centre of [Town name].

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Sat in airport Frankie and Benny’s and my napkin is

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I went into Waterstones last week and asked where the self-help section was.

The shop assistant said she couldn’t tell me because that would defeat the object.

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Dad update on Facebook;

“To the person who stole my BBQ rotisserie last night - What goes around comes around…”

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Why did the dwarf butcher never place any bets?

Because the steaks were too high!

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