No but they did work fo the NHS, so maybe its a trade secret and the paramedic will be shunned.
Squid have 2 tentacles but 4 arms i think so Jellyfish youre best bet
Googling. The Star-nosed mole has 22 tentacles. Nighmare fuel
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That repulses me
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In the spirit of the thread, surely it should be twentytwocles. Ahaha
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Just tried to tell my daughter this one. She already knew it 
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I’m sorry for that, at least you did your duty and tried
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Not mine, but I enjoyed it a lot
I told my wife that she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high…
She looked surprised
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Hahahaha that’s brilliant
Somebody stole my Microsoft office package. I’ve promised I will hunt them down, they have my word.
Again, not mine, but wish that one was
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You’re really excelling at these!
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You have made a powerful point there
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You really excel at these ms based puns
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Bought a new SatNav the other day, voiced by Bonnie Tyler, but I’m going to have to take it back. All it does is tell me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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Good one!
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Why? You nailed it m9!
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Felt cuticle, might delete
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Was staring very hard to try to understand the joke you’d made there 
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