What’s a pirate from Plymouth’s favourite Street Fighter character
Arrrrr…Guile
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Almost rolfed up my chipotle and lime sandwich.
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Can’t believe I accidentally drank a bottle of food colouring the other day.
The doctor says I’ll be ok but I can’t help feeling I’ve dyed a little on the inside.
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Went up to my allotment earlier and the weirdest thing has happened, there was twice as much soil there as last time. The plot thickens…
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Astronaut 1: Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2: Yeah. In space no one can. Here, use cream.
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Blimey.
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly squats
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My 8 yr old daughter’s really getting into trying to write these.
The other day it was:
What did red say to blue? Yellow!
Yesterday:
What does a prince have on his pancakes? Maple Philip!
(Obviously if she’d known he was also called the The Duke of Edinburgh she could have elevated this one slightly.)
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All I can think of is something to do with flipping/Philip-ing?
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Oh I just meant if you delivered it as
What did The Duke of Edinburgh have on his pancakes? Mable Philip
it’s slightly more contained. If you say ‘a prince’ to me my mind is going towards Charles/William/Harry.
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“A prince (not dead)” would be a good AQOS question
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I beg your pardon?
You’re a Prince amongst men
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Came into work today and there’s a giant hole appeared in the car park. No idea who was responsible but we’re looking into it.
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Oh, what a kindly and gorgeous spirit you have, Theo. God bless x
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I don’t think I’ve seen the word “kindly” outside of Thomas The Tank Engine books, so thanks for that.
What a morning!
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This post was a perfect match for your Simpson’s avatar, IMO.
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