Works for every animal!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting @AttackDuck
Interrupting @Attac-
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My 6 year old is obsessed with his latest joke.
“What is a crickets favourite sport?”
“Cricket!”
ffs son. I’ve taken to answering it with any other sport I can think of and now he thinks that’s a better answer
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The last line of this just broke me in a jury waiting room <3
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Just remembered I never posted in here
the solid joke my mate Marc made
He was shuffling a deck of cards and asked if I’d ever seen the ‘lester shuffle’
I said no
Gave me half the deck and told me ‘there you go, now you have ‘less to shuffle’
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Feel like this is the sort of gag @escutcheon will absolutely love. Can foresee him keeping a deck of cards pocketed for every chance to use it
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Not sure that’s a joke son. Sounds more like a Test to me.
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I don’t like it but I’ll just have to deal with it
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He’ll get over it one day
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Did I just make up a joke or have I remembered it from somewhere? If the former I’m quite proud.
"I applied for a job in a mirror factory. I thought "I can see myself doing that " "
Eh?
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People used to be surprised when you mentioned Botox, but now they barely raise an eyebrow.
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There are so many good ‘in a factory’ jokes I can’t remember so you may as well claim it 
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I wrote something like this, but i would by no means imply mine was an original thought.
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A photon arrives at the airport check-in desk.
“Any bags to go in the hold?”
“No, I’m traveling light”.
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Not sure if this should be here or the parenting thread. Jimbo got some kind of “good work” certificate at school today, for his efforts in an adjective task. I said to him, can you give me an example of an adjective, and he replied “I’m tired”
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I’m a big fan of the anti-joke category as it happens
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