… and I do like the nerd value of this one:
What do you call a lawyer that jumped out of an aeroplane?
A paralegal.
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What do you call a lawyer with the flu.
An illegal.
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Gonna buy my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas, just as a stocking filler.
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Oh no, these always confuse me. It’s 120, surely
Correct: 5!
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People always said kale would boost your health but I’ve been on ketamine for the last 5 weeks and if anything, I feel worse
Your pronunciation must be sooo weird for that joke to work.
For one think, there isn’t an ‘m’ or an ‘n’ in Kale
safetywink
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Could it be interpreted as k-hole? Like “K 'ole” = kale.
Nope, that’s just not a possibility (yeah sorry was just doing a “hilarious” antijoke)
Strong Twitter dadx3 riffing that I was involved in over the weekend (imo).
A: There’s a band called Sock Drawer!
B: I guess somebody’s gotta draw the socks!
C: Otherwise how would we know who had won at Sock Bingo?
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it could be either the formula is faulty
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