#85

Very similar to:

Two TV aerials decided to get married. The ceremony could have been better but the reception was fantastic.

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#86

Wind turbine 1 - Are you into music, mate?
Wind turbine 2 - Yeah, I’m a big metal fan.

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#87

Hope that this thread becomes as lucrative for Sean as the fish puns thread.

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#88
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#89

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet.

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#90

I got given this apron for christmas:

image

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#91

From t’other thread, but def a dad joke

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#92

image

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#93

I recently took a pole…

And found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed

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#94

I was chatting to an athlete the other day and asked him, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”
He replied, β€œno, I’m German but how did you know my name?”

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#95

I’ve been weighing up whether or not to move to Switzerland.

There aren’t many advantages but I have to say the flag is a big plus.

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#96

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

(love these)

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#97

No-eyed deer

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#98

Still no-eyed deer

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#99

Edward

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#100

Edward Woodward

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#101

ahhhh Ewar Woowar :slight_smile:

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#102

Love this.

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#103

Who are the coolest people in the hospital?

The ultrasound department

What about when they’re not there?

The hip replacement guys!

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#104

What do polar bears do on a first date?

Jump up and down to break the ice

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