#166

they look like funko pops, proper cursed

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#167

Barber turns up at Clarence House to do Prince Charles’ hair.

Security: “Have you got a permit?”
Barber: “Nah just short back and sides”

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#168

That third one is false advertising

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#169

Why was the fisherman’s wife jealous?

He was always out with Annette

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#170

What did the police say when they caught the seafood thief?

Stop! Don’t move a mussel.

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#171

If you question me, I’ll clam up

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#172

You should always knock on the fridge door, in case there’s a salad dressing.

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#173

wow.

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#174

Mrs F is entirely responsible for bringing that one to my attention.

#175

I’ve been struggling with my hearing so I went to a doctor. He said "Describe the symptoms” so I replied “Homer’s a lazy git and Marge has got blue hair"

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#177

I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed normally but giving a woman a piggy back. I was nearly refused entry when the host said I didn’t have a costume on but I told them I was a snail. THe host asked who the woman on my back was then

‘Oh, that’s just Michelle’ (my shell)

That was shit

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#178

I chuckled at how shit that was so I think that makes it a successful dad joke

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#179

There’s always the books, eh?

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#180

Someone told me that my friend had been stealing stuff from roadworks and off walls, I didn’t believe it but when I went to their house all the signs were there.

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#181

Now, we’ve discussed this already, haven’t we…?

#183

“Now we’ve started!”

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#184

Wait is it a Peter Kay joke?

#188

Oh no, delete the post mods!

#190

What I liked about your post was the way you went full Peter Kaye by putting “my shell” in brackets

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#191

‘Yer lights!’

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