Daftest thing on a colleague's desk


#1

One of the finance goblins has got one of those USB powered mug warmers/coasters. Ridiculous.

@zxcvbnm, this is your time to shine.


#2

This sounds like a good idea!


#3

Turns out @sadpunk is hotdesking in my office today


#4

Just drink your tea faster, ffs.


#5

So when DiS talk about sadpunking the toilet, it means blocking it?


#6

When you say DiS… it’s really only me who’s keeping that one going. And yes.


#7

Haha, okay. Well, it must have been pretty catastrophic if you’re keeping it alive.

The way I worded that makes it sound like a creature emerged from the toilet and you’ve been keeping it hidden away in your attic.


#8

sadpunk once stayed at my flat, went to the loo, came out and said “Niki I’m having trouble flushing your toilet”

:no_mouth:


#9

:smiley:

Y’know, I feel for him. I always manage to break toilets :roll_eyes: or get locked in them. It’s never anything brutal that I’ve done either (HONESTLY) it’s just it’s been a mostly broken toilet anyway and it decides to properly break just when I use it. WHY. WHYYYY.

My Dad had to karate back kick the bathroom door in when I was little. It was mega cool.


#10

OKAY NOW I FEEL REALLY BAD sorry sadpunk, I’ll not mention this again x


#11

Haha!! Sorrrrrry. I have an over active imagination!


#12

I have heard that a man upstairs has a plastic vagina that you wind up and it walks along.

I have yet to see it with my own eyes.


#13

Ok but what’s he got on his desk?


#14

one of my colleagues has a varnished rhino turd on her desk. does that count?


#15

wtf


#16

We all know I’m definitely going to win this thread.


#17

The guy behind me has a sign that says "HEAVIER PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE. EAT CAKE!"
He used to have a large picture of a bacon and egg sandwich pinned to his noticeboard. I don’t know where that’s gone.


#18

Someone downstairs has a piece of A4 paper sellotaped to her desk. There’s a message that reads something like: my chair has been medially tested for my posture. Please don’t sit in it.’

weird and psycopathic


#19

you work with ron swanson?


#20

One on the desk. One on the chair.
It has also been dated.

I’m so tempted to readjust it.