Each day he’ll post something great like this, we should discuss it:
I sneeze 6 times a day on average I’d say. Can’t be arsed working it out though. Maybe 1000000 sneezes
Not a big sneezer, then again I have had some bad hayfever…
I don’t think I really care.
Hahahahah that’s classic Osman! #classicosman
god I hate richard osman.
Fulham fan so he gets a pass from me
if you’re sneezing 6 times a day every day you should probably seek medical advice. Doesn’t seem normal.
Same with Hugh grant, no pass for jacko though
When all you need is a knife
Fucking hate Osman
Acts like he is the first person to have thought about anything
This is an absolutely perfect description of the prick, thanks Bammers
what is he like
It’s a good question. I don’t really sneeze much, except during the early stages of a cold. So maybe:
two colds a year; 20 sneezes per early stage of a cold - so that’s 40.
Plus random sneeze set off by smells etc - maybe once a fortnight, or slightly more? Call it 35
So I reckon I sneeze 75 times a year.
Don’t we all, to an extent, though? Otherwise nobody would ever have ideas or invent stuff or record songs or write books or make jokes because they’re just assume it was pointless and derivative.
I mean there might be some truth to that but there’s also a level of self-awareness
I mean, look at the preformative-intellectualism of his twitter picture!
Mate, that’s @joke