Daily Osman

Each day he’ll post something great like this, we should discuss it:

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I sneeze 6 times a day on average I’d say. Can’t be arsed working it out though. Maybe 1000000 sneezes

Not a big sneezer, then again I have had some bad hayfever…

I don’t think I really care.

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Hahahahah that’s classic Osman! #classicosman

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god I hate richard osman.

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Fulham fan so he gets a pass from me

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if you’re sneezing 6 times a day every day you should probably seek medical advice. Doesn’t seem normal.

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Same with Hugh grant, no pass for jacko though

When all you need is a knife

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Fucking hate Osman

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Acts like he is the first person to have thought about anything

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This is an absolutely perfect description of the prick, thanks Bammers

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what is he like :joy:

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It’s a good question. I don’t really sneeze much, except during the early stages of a cold. So maybe:

two colds a year; 20 sneezes per early stage of a cold - so that’s 40.

Plus random sneeze set off by smells etc - maybe once a fortnight, or slightly more? Call it 35

So I reckon I sneeze 75 times a year.

Don’t we all, to an extent, though? Otherwise nobody would ever have ideas or invent stuff or record songs or write books or make jokes because they’re just assume it was pointless and derivative.

Nice.
:clap:

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I mean there might be some truth to that but there’s also a level of self-awareness

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I mean, look at the preformative-intellectualism of his twitter picture!

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Mate, that’s @joke

:wink:

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