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Did he come up with anything good on any of the days between these two though?
Panel show comedians talking to each other on Twitter are the fucking worst.
No
You sneeze SIX TIMES A DAY?! I should be so lucky.
Kylie’s first draft etc.
Fucking hell
First reply smashes it
I sneeze about 10 times a day without fail cos of hayfever and dust allergies. Mints, orange juice and sometimes looking directly at the sun also make me sneeze - they’re my party tricks. My wife literally hates me.