I’ve turned up to the pub an hour early because I usually come straight from work so didn’t really know when it was supposed to start.

Really milking this soda and lime.

Went to see Moana today with the baby - you know a nice family film, full of families, oh and a young couple wanking each off throughout. Grim.

In the cinema that is, not the film

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:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Woke up to this today

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Did St Ives start the scuffle too? Justice was served if so…

:smiley:

They do pull a massive fuck-off plane, which was impressive.

Well I’d previously seen them pull trains and automobiles so they’ve completed that film title!

Ugh! I’ll avoid making a pun because (a) it’s a family film and (b) it’s pronounced mo-wah-na isn’t it?

hadn’t eaten all day and just ate a load of curry so feeling very lethargic

i can’t find the bag that has all my lino tools and supplies in it and it’s doing my nut in

Yeah, the St Ives manager was trying to troll the King’s Lynn player by holding onto the ball when it had gone out of play… All very dramatic*!

*Not that dramatic

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Out for some fish/sashimi, think this bill is gonna rook me

Trying in vain to get some stuff ready for going to back to work tomorrow. Been mostly looking at online reviews for gadgets I don’t need instead. Had a flashback to talking shite about politics to someone as I was coming up on NYE. I think they might have been trying to recruit me for the Green Party. They put their number in my phone but I can’t for the life of me remember their name. They did recommend this book though, so might give that a go:

My understanding is that most of Scotland is owned by @Epimer and @japes and that’s why I always insist on them getting the drinks in

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Jesus-sufferin-fuck

Holy shit @AllOfThemWitches
Look what they got here:

I think you’re in Budapest’s most expensive bar!

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I might be actually. By and large it’s pretty cheap here, well apart from our last meal.

Hahaha £10 for a drink in Budapest. Hahahah.

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Funnily enough when I saw it I said ‘no way, a flirtini!’ And the tv said ‘what the fucks a flirtini?!’
‘Eh, it’s a drink a friend of mine likes…she’s from the internet!’ :slight_smile:

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