Date w/IKEA

Ever been on a date in IKEA?

I think it has the potential to be quite romantic.

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I went on one but found it to be lacking

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Nothing says romance like meeting at a warehouse by a ring road.

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Date #2 with Her Indoors was to IKEA. Now a trip to IKEA together is always nice because it’s a special place for us.

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https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/ekQpV59

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Would probably be a fairly decent test of a potential relationship tbf

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Seems like a kivik way to kill it before it starts.

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No, never benno a date to IKEA

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This but swap the hot dog for meat balls

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Wrong thread laelfo.

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They could help carry out the coffee table, chest of drawers and wardrobe, ideal.

“Thanks for that. Don’t think this has really worked though, so we should probably part ways here. Bye.”

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Fixed

Strawberry tart

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Maybe ‘IKEA?’ Could replace ‘Dinner?’

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Always get this song in my head when I’m in IKEA with the TV.

Love an IKEA date - get some meatballs, buy some candles and kitchen utensils, look around those fake apartments, pick up some frozen cinnamon buns to put in the oven and have with a cup of tea when we get home, absolute marital bliss.

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So glad someone got it :’(

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‘meatballs?’

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Go on dates my wife to IKEA a lot cos we love it and often talk about what a good place for a first date it would be. We also like watching couples fall apart in there fighting about furniture. Silly eggs

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You wanna sleep with Common Meatballs, like me?

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Best first dates:

  1. Greggs
  2. Nandos
  3. Ikea
  4. Maccy Ds
  5. Bowling
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