David Cameron to quit as an MP


#1

Will history remember him as the worst, most spineless, cowardly pig-fucking knobhead to have ever held the post of PM?


#2

Probably not.


#3

How come?


#4

Just don’t think it will.


#5

Second to John Major


#6

surely proof if any were needed that he was essentially a career politician?


#7

Alright, thanks RR, good chat


#8

Hope to see him in the new users thread


#9

Sorry for ruining your incisive OP.


#10

Nah, ain’t a ting man.


#11

it’s weird, I can’t imagine him having any hobbies or interests other than making money

what does someone like that do when they retire?


#12

*bacon


#13

oh god i’m gonna have to campaign in the ensuing by-election. good chance to go annoy tory voters i guess.


#14

of all the prime ministers, he certainly put his penis inside the highest number of dead pig’s decapitated heads.

RIP


#15

Bye-election


#16

Attend Rugby Union matches/the boat-race/Henley Regatta etc etc


#17

CRICKET


#18

Listening to the Smiths. Supporting a football team.


#19

leaving children in pubs?


#20

He’ll make plenty of money sitting on various company boards, giving speeches, advisory posts, etc etc