#21

Same here! Pretty excited considering I have no idea why the fuck anyone would buy one. I assume it is from the Spotify deal?

Big. Busy day - wife has some screening at the redacted for redacted for fingers crossed. I’m taking the kids to the Glad for a bit, then eldest has forest school then taekwondo. She is four. What a boss.

At some point I’ll have a sit down and relax. Who knows when.

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#22

Good luck with the redacted!

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#23

Sometimes two slices of toast feels like too much, sometimes it feels like too little. I just can’t win. In other news, I’ve just noticed the chilli seeds I planted a few weeks ago are starting to peek above the soil. I’d given up on them so it’s made my morning.

#24

Always remember that if you make yourself two slices of toast, you don’t have to eat two slices of toast.

Good news with the chilis!

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#25

Get a load of Billy Big Bollocks over here, just making toast and throwing it out the window!

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#26

First time ive been on public transport with headphones on for ages. Never get the chance to do it much anymore. Very much enjoying and very much needed.

Music of choice: Jay Z/Drake - Pound Cake

Cheers

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#27

In all honesty Mr Funkhouser, I am good at saying things people should do, but I would each both slices of toast every time, even if I wasn’t hungry in the slightest. My bollocks are regular sized.

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#28

I would too. It’s all going to be ok.

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#29

I think they only discovered the sheets on Monday because the person who did the deed hid them. They took them to the cleaners (the sheets, not the person), but yeah now that you say it should be clean by now…

I should ask my friends more questions, they are rather suspicious

#30

Shame on the friend that barfed and hid the sheets, how did they think this would play out?

I’m also wondering what sort of chateau / castle your friends live in where they take bedsheets to the cleaners.

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#31

Used the last of the milk yesterday, forgot to buy any on my way home, no coffee before work for me this morning [angry stare]

Related, isn’t banterous coffee merch just the worst? Stuff like this:

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Ban this sick filth

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#32

you don’t have to be coffee to work here but it coffee

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#33

Always think of this

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#34

i bought a mug from a barnados shop once with a picture of a dog wearing a hat and something like “to the best auntie” on it

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#35

That’s exactly the sort of mug I’m in the market for. I have no idea how to Google something like that though.

Irrelevant mug
Pointless mug
Inappropriate mug
Wrong mug

None of those search results will help.

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#36

i think youve just got to hope that someone who owns a ridiculously specific personalised mug dies near to your local charity shop

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#37

We had a mug amnesty at work, some people went round, fished all the abandoned mugs out of cupboards etc, cleaned them up and sold them on for a quid each, sent the money to an environmental charity.

I got an ONS mug, mainly cos I was really surprised that such a thing existed in the first place. Also it had a terrible corporate slogan about stats on it.

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#38

Has what now? This sounds intriguing, I hope the reality of it is as good as my imagination is making it out to be.

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#39

My friends have clarified that it was a quilt and a pillow, rather than a sheet. Not sure if that makes the dry cleaning any less extravagant?

#40

Waiting for a doctors appointment, have another appointment in a different place almost straight after. This is not going to work, I am too anxious for either of them now.

Also really shaky again like I was yesterday, not sure if it is the anxiety (doesn’t usually make me shaky) or illness. Guess I can bother the doc about it.

Happy Thursday all.