#86

someone has cut a doughnut into QUARTERS

for fucks sake

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#87

Report them to HR

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#88

Ha ha

#89

Cut them into quarters. This is your last resort.

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#90

thankfully I was the first to take an entire doughnut an hour ago

can’t believe they’re doing this, the sticky innards are everywhere now

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#91

Yeah we’re not sure about getting a super king or EU king. Super king might be a bit of a squeeze in our room but massive QoL benefits especially when the kids bundle in at 6am

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#92

Fixed

#93

Wait - they’re not even ring doughnuts?

This is worse than I thought! Surely everybody knows that the jammy bit is never exactly in the centre?

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#94

it’s irked me so much

#95

I think I’ve had about 2.5 hours broken sleep. Was about 45 mins into a great sleep when the child started screaming. Spent three hours in and out of his room settling him (he has a bad cough), before giving up and getting into bed with him (which I normally like but I was so tired last night), and then he kicked me in the fanny for the rest of the night. SOoo late for work this morning.

Also have that thing where you feel sick through lack of sleep and too much coffee, but I can’t bring myself to eat anything. I really should do as I have spin at lunchtime. Actually screw that, I’ll die if I go.

I only wash my hair very 3 days or so. I don’t tend to sweat that much into my hair at the gym, but if it’s really bad I’ll give it an quick co-wash.

#96

Go down tezzers and get yourself a personal box.

Quarters lol, your colleagues
are monsters

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#97

I will never not make a batista the wrestler/actor reference when my gf uses batiste

It’s definitely not getting old and is still hilarious

#98

Interesting Van Morrison story here:
https://www.disgracelandpod.com/episode-5-van/

#100

Must have been the night for it. Jimbo had a two hour awake period (thankfully before we went to bed), where he was properly awake and using all his distraction techniques, then he woke up at 5.30. I’m broken today.

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#101

Sticky Innards.

Old Blue Last etc etc.

#102

Oh, yeah, I love this interview with him.

“What do you do in your spare time?”

Van mumbles a bit and says “I kinda wander around cities…”

#103

I’ve been speed typing up notes from books for ages but I can just scan them with my phone and copy and paste the relevant stuff. Wish someone had told me this earlier.

#104

saw a v good tweet that I can’t find now that said “it’s the Irish curse that Van Morrison is simultaneously the most talented and least sound Irish person ever”

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#105

I’m lucky I have understanding colleagues because I would sack myself right now. I’ve been useless for the last week.

#106

Such an odd character. Even back then he looks like an old fella trying to fir in.
Also, that interviewer looks miniscule.
But aye by all accounts he’s a crotchety bollix these days.

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