#21

I’ve registered as an organ donor and told my family about it. Have also decided one drinking song to be sung at my wake and told people about that.

Would quite like the thing where you grow into a tree, but it’ll probably be standard cremation I guess.

#22

Chop off my head and put in on a pike outside o’sheas as a warning

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#23

Update my order of service every few months so that it remains in line with my creative vision:

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I’ve got a guest list somewhere. Not sure everyone will even fit into the crematorium at TW but that’s fine, we’ll get a livestream going outside. If my funeral isn’t a sell-out what was even the point?

Everyone will go down to Spoons afterwards to have some pitchers of vodka and Monster in my memory. I’ve asked my ex who doesn’t drink to be the driver and hire a van to drive my lads in the north down.

(I used to think about my funeral a lot)

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#24

I’ve told my family already to bury me cheaply, I don’t want loads spent on my funeral but I’d need to be buried according to the tenets of my religion, which is already expensive as you need to wash the corpse, have some mosque space for the day and a coffin. But they can pick a cheap one its all good.

#25

I’d be happy to be left out for the bin men. Hide me in the garden waste bin under a load of grass clippings and they’ll never know.

On a serious note, I just want disposing of in the cheapest way possible but my wife wants burying and apparently you can get two in there, so it’ll be that I suppose.

#26

Bring my coffin in to this

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#27

Also, absolutely not having any of this ‘dress in bright colours to celebrate life’ thing, everyone is expected to dress in black from head to toe and wear lots of black eye makeup so there’s lots of tear stains on faces.

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#28

Part of my ashes to be fired into a brick in the pyramid of the dead, all else is up to whoever is left taking care of the admin.

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#29

I’ve decided I’m not going to die. Just isn’t worth it

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#30

Yeah if at least one person doesn’t throw themselves into my open grave shouting ‘why god whyyyyy take me instead!!!’ then I’ll be very upset.

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#31

when I posted this it turned out that someone on DiS on knew Jimmy and his story was actually really fucking sad

I still want a bench of course

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#32

just throw me in a skip

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#33

Absoluely done

#34

On my way!

#35

Beyond the grave video presentation from you at some point in the ceremony

  • If you’re watching this, something TERRIBLE has happened hahahaha!!
  • No video

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#36

Since I saw that tweet about hiring blacked out range rovers and actors in suits to make it look like you’ve had a secret identity as a spy or something, I’ve been giving serious thought to sorting a will and pinching that idea.

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#37

Depends if i finish modifying my Land Rover

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#38

My BFF and I have an agreement that whoever goes first the other person is going to give a very honest and funny eulogy about all the terrible and hilarious decisions we’ve made through our lives.

The main thing I want at my funeral is no bullshit nonsense. None of this ‘she lit up the room’ bollocks, tell it like it is.

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#39
  • I have wondered if, in the event of my death, anyone would notice that I suddenly stopped posting on DiS
  • I have not wondered that
  • I am so well known that there would be a massive RIP thread

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#40

Want the whole works: Rolls Royce or horse drawn hearse and a fleet of Daimlers. An extremely long and formal Catholic funeral mass. Burial - preferably in torrential rain and a howling Gale. None of this dressing casually or in bright colours lark “because it’s what he would’ve wanted” - I certainly don’t. I’m paying for everyone to have a massive piss up and don’t even get to be properly there - I want everyone to have a thoroughly miserable time, thanks.

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