Something like that.
Past and present players of other clubs you think are/were shite, but their fans talked about them like they were amazing -
City - Delph
United: Varane
Arsenal: Havertz, Koscielny
Villa: Martínez
Real Madrid: Carvajal
Chelsea and Manchester United - Juan Mata. because he was handsome he got away with being mediocre
Prof has started this December posting like he means it! The community is here for it!
Prof is on fire!
All his cows are terrified
nah - was absolutely amazing before that helicopter ride to salford. he experienced a profound sadness when he arrived in manchester and yeah, did look donkey there.
hmm not sure how good of a bite that was or whether I should’ve led with my David Silva response
Brazil: Neymar
Leicester: Patson Daka
I watched Hartlepool play on Saturday ![]()
How Christmassy was it?
Aston Villa: Pongo Waring
ban request
My honest first answer, not winding you up, would be John Terry.
profk these takes aren’t nearly spicy enough to warm us up at this time of year i’m afraid