December Football Thread - Die Hartlepool United Is A Christmas Movie

Something like that.

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Past and present players of other clubs you think are/were shite, but their fans talked about them like they were amazing -

City - Delph

United: Varane

Arsenal: Havertz, Koscielny

Villa: Martínez

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Real Madrid: Carvajal

Chelsea and Manchester United - Juan Mata. because he was handsome he got away with being mediocre

Prof has started this December posting like he means it! The community is here for it!

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Prof is on fire!
All his cows are terrified

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nah - was absolutely amazing before that helicopter ride to salford. he experienced a profound sadness when he arrived in manchester and yeah, did look donkey there.

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hmm not sure how good of a bite that was or whether I should’ve led with my David Silva response

Brazil: Neymar

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Leicester: Patson Daka

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I watched Hartlepool play on Saturday :+1:

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How Christmassy was it?

Aston Villa: Pongo Waring

ban request

My honest first answer, not winding you up, would be John Terry.

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profk these takes aren’t nearly spicy enough to warm us up at this time of year i’m afraid