December Football Thread

svenrokk · 2019-12-24T10:31:07.861Z

ADO Den Haag 🔰 (ADODenHaag)

🗞 We've got some news! 🤝 Alan Pardew is onze nieuwe hoofdtrainer. De ervaren Engelsman tekent voor de rest van het seizoen en neemt Chris Powell mee als assistent. #WelcomeAlan #WelcomeChris

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jordan_229 · 2019-12-24T11:02:51.043Z

Dutch isn’t a real language is it? That looks like what they’d use in GTA subtitles for a person with an accent

Richie_Ronco · 2019-12-24T11:08:09.945Z

This is great news. It means we won’t have to suffer him in British football for a while or in the media. He’s such a tool.

urbanfox · 2019-12-24T11:11:14.071Z

Just English in a Dutch accent, isn’t it?

Can see what Shteeve McClaren was going for…

shrewbie · 2019-12-24T11:12:00.842Z

Yesss

aboynamedgoo · 2019-12-24T11:23:34.200Z

jordan_229:

Dutch isn’t a real language is it?

Wrong thread:

Rolling thread for when the Brits are at it again Social

Don’t really want to clog up politics or social media threads with this stuff as it might be unwelcome, but there’s so much of it I feel like there should be a thread. Hopefully goes without saying that no offence is intended towards the fine upstanding Brits of DiS.

littlebirds · 2019-12-24T11:30:28.652Z

Sluit je dochters op.

Richie_Ronco · 2019-12-24T11:39:15.143Z

All this talk of Pardew has reminded of ‘The King’ story. He really is something else. If you haven’t already heard this story I urge you to read it…

Football365 – 22 Dec 16

Quote unquote: Pardew's 'When you're the King...' - Football365

Football365 - It's true - Alan Pardew referred to himself as the King, and he thought that meant he could have your dinner...

profk · 2019-12-24T11:45:33.187Z

fave football quote of all time that

profk · 2019-12-24T11:47:29.975Z

‘Tell you what; if yours is better than mine when it turns up, I’m having that. That was one of the things he’d always say: I’m having that. ‘See that bloke’s haircut. I’m having that.’ He said it all the time

nestor · 2019-12-24T13:00:59.348Z

Whatever started this has been deleted but another Custis exchange that absolutely kills me. Bloody love him.

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Roughyed · 2019-12-24T13:16:48.807Z

Custis is easily my favourite journalist absolutely no self awareness. Still think about his train problems on a weekly basis.

jordan_229 · 2019-12-24T16:05:11.557Z

My sister is pregnant and says she doesn’t want to know what her kid is going to be in advance but I know already…

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A wanker

Aggpass · 2019-12-24T16:16:15.161Z

Make sure it’s got a Newcastle onesie to change into when they lose

Roughyed · 2019-12-24T16:25:02.912Z

Only just started watching this but, the main takeaways so far at that GNev has a large selection of sunglasses and he has an incident room in Victoria Warehouse/auditioning for Panorama

jont2001 · 2019-12-24T16:37:04.115Z

twitter.com

MUNDIAL (MundialMag)

Peewwwwww! https://t.co/qi1gCIr9mU

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Tuna · 2019-12-24T21:53:21.446Z

Befriended some lad in the pub who has given me his exec season tickets for Old Trafford for boxing day lol wtf?

still_here · 2019-12-24T21:57:25.107Z

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

BodyInTheThames · 2019-12-24T22:26:17.650Z

Omg what kind of a tinpot outfit would do that

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BodyInTheThames · 2019-12-24T22:36:48.648Z

Not sure about Utd but Real did across 2014/15 & 15/16

Footy Headlines

Real Madrid Kits Get FIFA Club World Cup badge

The new gold 2014 FIFA Club World Cup will be on the Real Madrid 2015 Kits for the first time in history. Real Madrid is the seventh team to receive the gold badge.

I’m guessung Utd must have too given it’s on kits from 2 different seasons

Bayern also wore it in UCL the year before Real

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