Chewing gum - mint

what about an octopus

yeah that’s why i voted disagree, not because plain omelettes are shit but because i don’t think they are the default

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Did you know that vanilla is an orchid??

Solid 4.75/10 interesting fact there.

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In restaurants I always used to order the most over-elaborate chocolatey desserts, with layers and bits sticking out, often with ambiguously-defined names like ‘bavarois’

Now I prefer really simple things like creme brulee

Which begs the question: what is the default dessert?

Apple crumble?
Vanilla ice cream?

The default Sunday roast desert is a strudel for me though…

@AQOS by name, joke by nature…

never realised it came from manchester

75% sure this joke works

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Cheesecake

If I could be arsed, I’d take offence at that

I was going to go with apple pie or vanilla ice cream

As a kid I would definitely have said jelly, or (when I lived at my gran’s) tinned peach slices with Carnation milk

Custard

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(And it cannot be bettered)

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Shit, massive omission there. It’s even vanilla flavoured

Not really a dessert though - it’s something you’d pour on a dessert

True, but it comes in a self-contained form as well

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Not in my world. It’s a perfectly acceptable stand alone pudding, and whilst I do like it on stuff I prefer it alone.

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Wouldn’t get it on a dessert menu :woman_shrugging:

Only because then nobody would buy any of the other desserts.

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