Define Wife

Was at a bar last night getting drinks for me and my missus and got talking to a guy whilst waiting to get served. He asked who I was with and I gestured over to my partner and he said “is that your wife”

I said “define wife”

He said “well, I mean are you two married?”

I said no.

Killed the conversation tbh.

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He said “well, that’s not for me to say really. But you’ve done well for yourself!”

Killed the conversation tbh.

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and prince harry has a bestseller!!

get this in print IMMEDIATELY!!

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MY WIFE!!!

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Fun fact: Define Wife is a pallindrome🥰!

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I’d say that’s one of the top definitions of Wife tbf

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Does your shop sell dictionaries?

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Invudidably

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spell pharaoh

The Man Who Defined Wife

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People ask me if that’s my wife, and I say to them, “define 'is, define ‘that’, define ‘your’, define ‘wife’”

I know it when I see it

Hows your holiday?

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(man in pub)
Is that your wiiiiiifffeeee?
Is that your wiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffeeeee?
Is that your wiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffeeeee?
(Jordan)
Ah, Define A Wife!
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Really good ta

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