Was at a bar last night getting drinks for me and my missus and got talking to a guy whilst waiting to get served. He asked who I was with and I gestured over to my partner and he said “is that your wife”
(man in pub)
Is that your wiiiiiifffeeee?
Is that your wiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffeeeee?
Is that your wiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffeeeee?
(Jordan)
Ah, Define A Wife!