Definitive list of rules for public transport / commuter bill of obedience

Might as well be

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children under 7 to be towed behind the plane in a trailer attached by a rope or chain

  • yes
  • no

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That person was running late because they were taking care of their elderly, sick, libertarian great-aunt.

Don’t be racist

(as unfortunately every viral video filmed on public transport since 2011 seems to involve just that)

Don’t talk to me, strangers, no offence but I always fear you’re going to be this.

  • Tourists: not at rush hour. Just don’t.
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  • Poles are for holding
  • Poles are for leaning
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“Ik hou van jou, geef me een KUS!”

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I knew that translation didn’t read right! Nice try Hoogie!

The poles are both sexy for holding and mischievous for leaning

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The person in the seat behind me on this train is annoying the hell out of me. They’re doing that thing that mainly old people do whereby instead of reading in silence they’re actually reading to themselves in a really ASMRy loud whisper - in Norwegian

• don’t

Oh god. Said person has just moved to the seat next to me because they were in the wrong seat - sat in the seat of a person who just got on.

Brilliant

  • Don’t make the driver tap the sign