I can see why this particular nightmare concerns you so much.

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Sultanas?

I won’t eat anything that’s been stored for any period of time in any part of Tim Wheeler from Ash’s body

I don’t think there’s been a time in my adult life where I’ve refused to eat something that’s been served to me. Worst thing I’ve eaten was this sweet mung bean “pudding” that someone served me once as part of a Chinese meal. It was horrid but I still managed to mechanically force it down.

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oh and cake

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mayonnaise
mustard
wasabi
horseradish
salad cream
coleslaw
basically anything that has mayo as an ingredient or tastes a bit like mayo
parsley
mackerel
salmon that isn’t sushi or smoked
cucumber
beetroot
celery
vodka

C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE

C-c-c-c-c-cocaaaaine

nah, I love cocaine.

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That’s it, no customised mug for you.

OR you.

C-c-c-c-c-cucumber up the bum?

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would you ever drink an Anheuser-Busch InBev beer, hyg?

Meat
Mayonnaise
I don’t like olives but I don’t pick them off my food.

yeah, don’t like capers but wont take them off a pizza or pick out of pasta. If i’m eating with people who know I don’t like capers they’ll invariably go OH LOOK AT YOU EATING CAPERS WHY DID YOU CAUSE SUCH A FUSS ABOUT NOT LIKING CAPERS. that’s happened maybe two times.

Should’ve just told them you meant you didn’t like heist movies

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I laughed at this and I hate you for that.

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Cum

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YES! sloppy hot apple mulch is the worst

i eat everything else.

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doesn’t work as you’d never eat a heist movie. jesus.