Delicious Chalk

I do indeed

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It says itā€™s rock so surely it feels like rock. @Bamnan have you never had a stick of rock? Itā€™s just hard sugar that turns gooey when you suck it (steady on, guys).

Chalk is a rock, Theo

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But rock the sweet isnā€™t a rock in the mineral sense, in which chalk is.

Wait was that your joke? Because I assumed you meant that this

looks like

No jokes here

I just like the soft rock

:smirk:

How are you today theo?

Actually Iā€™m pretty good. Restrictions lifted a bit more in our latest lockdown so now I can visit my mate tomorrow night to watch a film noir (or maybe even 2) with him.

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Used to love this stuff. Havenā€™t had it for years but I can totally feel it melting on my tongue and the squeaky, chalky texture as I bite itā€¦ GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY MING.

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Yeah Iā€™ve had rock, usually itā€™s just ok and the flavour is a bit boring, thought maybe this was something different

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it is a completely different thing, wildly different. rock is shite, edinburgh rock and crumbly and sweet and wonderful. itā€™s like chalk andā€¦ rock.

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We really need someone to buy Theo some of this and film him eating it.

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Wish I had some Edinburgh rock now, should never have come here

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dm me your address and iā€™ll send some to you x

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Very kind offer but Iā€™ll just order some today. Donā€™t want to deprive you of joy

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Please remember to post telling theo he doesnā€™t know what heā€™s on about

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Well Iā€™m all for a coltsfoot rock type of rock, itā€™s true

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Iā€™ve always known that about you

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